Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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