do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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