And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Can you bring me the toilet please
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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