I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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