what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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