Can Purell be used as lube?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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