why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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