we're making bets on your personal life
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
