i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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