$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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