i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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