I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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