Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
tell me about the fingering
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