Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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