so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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