dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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