Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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