My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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