He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she peed on how many people?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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