the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
