Christians are straight up FREAKS
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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