He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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