Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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