Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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