Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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