I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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