yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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