he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
