Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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