Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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