she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Drunk is not a location!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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