Your favorite bartender is back from prision
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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