She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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