Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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