Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
sex in a hospital.. check
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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