do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Sorry my hands just texted you
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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