Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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