Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
