we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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