it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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