Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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