You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
