i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
