I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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