we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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