These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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