office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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