Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her vagine was all disorganized.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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