Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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