i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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