Your tits are I can't wait for
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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